1- she calls me to get my phone number.
2- she spends 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
3- she puts lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4- she tells me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." <--- Based on true story
6- she tries to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
7- she sits on the TV and watched the couch.
8- she sends me a fax with a stamp on it.
9- she tries to drown a fish.
10- she gets locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
11- they have to burn the school down to get her out of
third grade. "hahahahahaaaaaa3"
12- she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
13- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be
speachless.
14- she studied for a blood test. "LOOL"
15- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. "Don't Laugh.. It Did Happen!!"
16- she sells the car for gas money.
17- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
18- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. "hmm.. I know really most of yall wonderin' what's Taco Bell!!"
19- when she misses buss 100 she takes buss 50 twice instead. "Smart that she knew 50+50=100"
"No Hard Feelings"

LuDa

